Stardate 1302.8

Stardate 1302.8, San Francisco.

Just as I'm ready to shut the doors of yoursunny summer host sales office and spend the weekend with my snake collection, a customer rushed in. The customer shouted hurriedly: my storage server in Midwest Eurasia is involucrated, routing announcement is withdrawn, all my family memories are gone, can you help?

I opened my sleepy eyes, downed a bottle of Red Bull, and immediately started helping this customer. I sent a robot to the garden where her storage server was located, and provisioned a new storage server in our luna location. Within seconds, the robot found the original server and plugged into its USB port, and her precious data were being cloned to our infrastructure. At the same time, I was busy engraving a golden key card that contains a private key to decrypt the data.

15 minutes later, data restoration was complete, and I opened up the portal room. The customer swiped the card, a colorful cloud appeared on the portal. Inside, there's a faint wall of text:

GO
GO
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GO

Nathan's Upgrade

(Degner was sitting at his desk, reading something.)

aside Mr Degner is a clerk at the airport.

(The telephone rang.)

Degner (Pick up the receiver.) Hello! This is Degner speaking.

Fury Mr Degner, I'm Tome Fury. You probably don't remember meeting me and my family. Back in November, we were going to Miami and the flight was overbooked.

帅哥经商记

是人总是要吃饭的,帅哥F也不例外。哪来的饭呢?当然要花钱买。哪来的钱呢?当然不是偷来抢来的,不然就不是帅哥了。钱总是赚来的。

帅哥F下海经商了。本来他并不愿意这么干,整天都“英雄救美”不是很好么?但还是吃饭要紧。是经商还是当个工人或者农民,F也是考虑过的。经商的人可以结识许许多多朋友,说不定哪天再来一次“英雄救美”。所以,F决定经商了。

做什么生意呢?黑市交易是绝对不行的,帅哥可不能变成黑帮老大。还是做最简单的零售商吧!

怎样才能做零售呢?走街串巷的工商局要“追杀”,帅哥怎么可以做这种见不得人的事呢?F决定租间门面,开个冷饮食品店。

F向工商、税务部门申报开业。提交了一袋袋材料,填写了一张张表格,敲了一个个图章,马拉松式的手续完成了。F的冷饮食品店终于可以开张了。

二十一世纪电视畅想

小朋友们,你们想过没有二十一世纪的电视是怎样的呢?

我学习之余,常在潜心研究、精心设计着它们呢。我告诉大家,到那时的电视机呀,小的只有手表这么小,大的足有三层楼高。

二十一世纪的电视机,机器里统统预先安装了微型卫星接收器。人们只要轻轻按下黄色按钮,就可饱览他国异域的五彩缤纷的节目。

二十一世纪的电视机,都与因特网连接。人们只须按下红色按钮,就可随心所欲地进行一番网上冲浪。

二十一世纪的电视机,全与世界各地所有的报社相连。只须按下蓝色按钮,便能浏览大大小小的全球报纸。